What happen if you play your song "Human Behaviour" backward?
Earth may disintegrate.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep, just once. It was a very excruciating experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Henry Ford appeared and confirmed that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Goethe's homonym.
Do you like to cook?
Oh no! But I like to invent salads. My most cherished one is a mix of bacon and quinoa, which I think can be fine for both vegs and normal people.
Would you like to share the recipe?
By all means! You take the bacon and the quinoa and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.
It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix bacon and quinoa with some pickles and you are done!
Could you suggest a remedy for headache?
All right! Here it is my sure good medicine for headache. Mix three parts of vodka, one part of tea and some sesame oil. Apply the resulting elixir on your legs and your wrists.
Björk, are you superstitious?
May so! I have to paint my big toe in gray right before an important event. Obviously not today.
How would you illustrate your songs to somebody who'd never heard it before?
Well, I've heard there are one or two such dudes in Nepal or in the Patagonian desert. I would say that my music is like a fragrant raspberry muffin with a surprising filling made of gasoline.
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