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A conversation with Björk
Björk born November 21st, 1965 (Scorpio)
Björk lived 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Hilton hotel. However, she learnt to move small things with her mind (source)

What's the most uncanny nightmare you remember?
Not actually a dream: I was in a bare dim space. A vicios reek persisting in the air. Then I remembered I got plastered at a screening of "Color of Night" in a shabby movie house near Boston.

Do you have any superpower?
This a secret! I hear infrasounds. However, this could be quite annoying at family reunions.

Do you have any vice?
Surfing on the less known websites of Internet instead of doing work. See, surely you are going to criticize me for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a damn.

Apart from singing, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Actually, I can flap my ears rhythmically.

Where do you go when you die?
The deceased are not that mobile. They normally stay where you put them.

Björk, is there a deep meaning hidden in "Human Behaviour"?
Yes, that boys will be boys - or something like that.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep, just once. It was an extremely uncanny experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Nelson Mandela appeared and certified that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Johann Sebastian Bach.

What are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
I though this was a playful meeting, not a depressing one.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Björk's private telephone number :
371473037 5862742032 7381905843 6902625830 3853014013 4867641930 9504052364 9240257950 3131779144 496158461 3962177919 6462383719 781464222 779645989 4713786209 2845934955 4751938443 5939513647 2048167209 5246509438
I patiently sat tight for weeks for a chance to have a little appointment with Björk. The resulting piece was jaw-dropping, like "Hamlet" rewritten by Daredevil. So, it was disastrous that my mother in law (maybe on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I put the blame on karma, I made an effort to extract from my vanishing neurons those magnificent words. I want to be aboveboard, I'm not so certain this web page is a totally factual account of our talk, and thus I'm beginning to be uncertain it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.