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Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan born May 24th, 1941 (Gemini)
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Bob Dylan is currently writing a guide to choosing wallpaper, a long due work soon to be released in daily instalments. (pixabay photo)

Which is your favorite book?
I'm crazy about "The Metamorphosis" by Frank Aphta.

You mean, by Franz Kafka?
Surely my cover had a typo, anyway we can agree to disagree.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity concert. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of myopia?
Since I was a little boy, and my parents would argue about it.

Bob, which is your secret for everlasting beauty?
Curiously, it is a monthly sponging with cold unicorn blood.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! But just once. It was an extremely uncanny experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Arthur Schopenhauer manifested and hypothesized that I'm probably the reincarnation of a Von Clausewitz's homonym.

What would Bob Dylan do to solve the problem of violence and criminality that is menacing modern world?
In my opinion, assigning a bodyguard to every citizen would solve many problems, but most legislators are greedy old lads.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only cooks you know?

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Bob Dylan's private telephone number is listed here :
208698309 2342938388 5417341870 8507696369 964467552 4618784473 4505599649 6256662270 9783863950 391883552 8458845929 7119869739 6281609654 959653797 3749997781 638390380 310729043 4871390915 6467901273 8074990795
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.