Which is your favorite book?
I'm crazy about "The Metamorphosis" by Frank Aphta.
You mean, by Franz Kafka?
Surely my cover had a typo, anyway we can agree to disagree.
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity concert. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of myopia?
Since I was a little boy, and my parents would argue about it.
Bob, which is your secret for everlasting beauty?
Curiously, it is a monthly sponging with cold unicorn blood.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! But just once. It was an extremely uncanny experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Arthur Schopenhauer manifested and hypothesized that I'm probably the reincarnation of a Von Clausewitz's homonym.
What would Bob Dylan do to solve the problem of violence and criminality that is menacing modern world?
In my opinion, assigning a bodyguard to every citizen would solve many problems, but most legislators are greedy old lads.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only cooks you know?
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