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A conversation with Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan born May 24th, 1941 (Gemini)
The euphoric look of fans who have encountered Bob Dylan (pixabay photo)

Do you have any birthmark?
Guess so! I have a little wombat shaped birthmark on my right knee. Probably my mother did accidentally swallow a wombat while she was pregnant.

When your are not singing, which is your favored diversion?
I think that collecting and trading garden gnomes is quite relaxing. I prefer to paint them in red and orange.

How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll last winter. Probably, I'm a two in Iceland, but an eight in Memphis.

Do you do your own shopping?
I'm too hard at work doing very significant things for the planet to care about such trifles. Actually, I pay a group of shopping specialists to compile my grocery list and texting it to a team of professional buyers distributed around the globe. For the clothes, which are always critical, I ever retain a crew of stand-in, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to nonsense, opossum milk, and boric acid.

Bob, what’s your worst defect?
If I'm morose, I loudly drum with my fingers on tables and also on strangers.

Where do you go when you die?
Underground, most of the times, but if you are cremated then your ashes can occupy space in a little uncanny box in somebody's cabinet of curiosities.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can't use industrial brands anymore. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Rinocistia scabra, an almost extinct tree native of Paraguay.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Bob Dylan's home telephone number is listed here :
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To be sincere, my boss had arranged my brief interview with Bob Dylan several months beforehand. Unluckily, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Tiptoes". So, this web page is essentially based on what Bob Dylan would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.