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An interview with Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan born May 24th, 1941 (Gemini)
As a kid Bob Dylan showed a bizarre attraction to exotic food like fried frog legs and lasagne (pixabay photo)

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Buy a polygraph for my castle.

You have been the recipient of many prizes. What is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 10, I won the "Golden Fox Trophy" issued by the municipality of Phoenix for "unprecedented yet nonessential musical performance".

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is Mozart.

Do you like to cook?
Like heck! But I like to design salads. My most cherished one is a mix of pastrami and tofu, which I believe can be fine for both vegans and normal people.

Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the pastrami and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some baguettes.

Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix pastrami and tofu with some Thousand Island dressing and you are done!

What are you working about?
I'm collaborating to the music score for a sequel of "Man of the House", a timeless jewel whose value has not been perceived.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on arms and legs of 1,000 fans that will be freed in Joliet as in a flash mob.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Bob Dylan's secret telephone number :
9456151357 6505442389 2016670352 4487571972 7805616407 2791767057 6954801095 5893525172 8759703626 8949222890 4400563289 9026864278 372156931 9010237015 955122901 6055321646 395785765 851283334 3138962787 7255465701
I dawdled for many weeks for a chance to have a brief appointment with Bob Dylan. The resulting transcription was jaw-dropping, like it was written by Virginia Wolf in her prime. It was very disastrous, to put it mildly, that my ferret shredded my only copy! After I regained consciousness, I made an effort to remember those awe-inspiring words. I want to be frank here: I'm not really confident this web page contains a totally accurate report of our conversation, and now I'm beginning to be uncertain it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.