A conversation with Bob Geldof
Bob Geldof
Bob Geldof born October 5th, 1951 (Libra)
Recently, Bob Geldof has sold his well known beer bottlecaps collection to an incognito buyer for $291,000 (source)

Do you know Larry G. Powell (a former financial dealer, now an emergency medicine specialist) from Waterbury?
No, I don't, but my aunt has been married to him for 5 months. Then there was some commotion about the odd suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a hasty ending.

Nowaday the problem of astigmatism in foxes is reaching epic proportions. Is Bob Geldof doing anything in this respect?
All right! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,000/night) will go to a foundation for the cure of astigmatism in foxes.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my soul, I often rest on a cot made of rough sandpaper and broken glass abundantly peppered with salt.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Bob Geldof, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a record company and made sipping sounds until they gave me a job.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the comforting whisper of a bunch of new banknotes kissing each other. However, my agent urges you to write instead something more suitable for publication, say, "the joyous laugh of a light-hearted kid " or "the first 'dad' of your son".

Do you remember what is the first prize you ever won?
At the early age of 10, I won the "Silver Ferret Cup" issued by the city of Denver for "impressive and gratuitous singing exhibition".

Can you tell me the square root of 6000274401?
According to my speechwriter one of the possible answers is something around 46.

One of your best songs, "This Is the World Calling", is a beloved anthem of hatred. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
I guess so! It's also my inspiring song for when I have to clean the dishes.

Bob Geldof refused to let me know his private telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
2130645792 9192643444 418914420 462365461 5127148680 7352315843 2760265745 7976321530 5464298646 6331755372 7610448278 7178576927 6826024743 868914732 945123518 3550384786 6627514211 9920052374 958984888 8951044614
To be sincere, my director had patiently planned my brief conversation with Bob Geldof weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like breeding mites or feeding my pet hamster. So, the interview above is essentially the recollection of a dream I had following a large dinner of wild boar stew and deep-fried eggplants.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.