Do you know Michelle Diaz (a former screen printer, now a cabler) from Glendale?
No, I don't, but my uncle has been betrothed to her for 4 weeks. Then there was a public embarrassment about some unconventional photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a hasty end.
Bonnie, do you have any vice?
Oversleeping is an known issue. See, surely you are going to criticize me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
Where do you go when you die?
In a cemetery, usually. If you are burned then your ashes can occupy space in a little uncanny box in somebody else home.
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes, I do! I have acquired an irrational fear for dog shaped clouds, after an uncanny accident occurred to my uncle. I'm also terrified by crocodiles, but that is quite common.
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity concert. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I was forced by my cousin, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight colitis?
Since I imagined I had it.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a beaver. A large, fat, tranquil beaver, satiated and dozy in the shade of a large tree.
If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Probably a raccoon.
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