A conversation with Bonnie Raitt
Bonnie Raitt
Bonnie Raitt born November 8th, 1949 (Scorpio)
By popular demand of her fans, Bonnie Raitt will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,300 per night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of mononucleosis in hedgehogs (source)

Do you know Michelle Diaz (a former screen printer, now a cabler) from Glendale?
No, I don't, but my uncle has been betrothed to her for 4 weeks. Then there was a public embarrassment about some unconventional photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a hasty end.

Bonnie, do you have any vice?
Oversleeping is an known issue. See, surely you are going to criticize me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Where do you go when you die?
In a cemetery, usually. If you are burned then your ashes can occupy space in a little uncanny box in somebody else home.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes, I do! I have acquired an irrational fear for dog shaped clouds, after an uncanny accident occurred to my uncle. I'm also terrified by crocodiles, but that is quite common.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity concert. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I was forced by my cousin, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight colitis?
Since I imagined I had it.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a beaver. A large, fat, tranquil beaver, satiated and dozy in the shade of a large tree.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Probably a raccoon.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Bonnie Raitt's secret telephone number :
438992757 3324526752 613383383 3288392270 986610508 713998247 5662889125 3841701309 4315627612 4805116587 789162270 277137368 220292119 844249832 782910635 925820291 4283829818 9383369500 386212357 3603322707
I lined up a hurried rendezvous with Bonnie Raitt several months in advance. The resulting piece was impressive, like "The Shining" rewritten by the Green Arrow. It was awfully unfortunate, to put it mildly, that my ferret destroyed my only copy! After I dissimulated devastating emotions, I made an attempt to summon up those great words. Actually, to be aboveboard here: I'm not really sure this web page is a totally precise report of what transpired during our meeting, and I'm starting to question whether it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.