An interview with Bonnie Tyler
Bonnie Tyler
Bonnie Tyler born June 8th, 1951 (Gemini)
As a kid Bonnie Tyler showed a bizarre inclination to exotic food like fried frog legs and escargot (pixabay photo)

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
, I love to sing out loud at the top of my lungs "Beer for My Horses" by Toby Keith.

A famous person you recognize as an inspiration?
As a poll suggests, Queen Victoria, because of our innate stylishness. In my dreams we both enjoy the company of cute baboons.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Might as well! But just once. It was an excruciating experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Columbus manifested and established that I'm the reincarnation of Dante Alighieri's astrologer.

Bonnie, some witnesses have seen you in a particular setting with a vip whose name I've not the authorization to release. Care to comment?
If you mean F.U., then it was an absolutely irreproachable thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with E.X...

I may have a photo.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you got the impression just everything is perfectly OK and then for no apparent reason your house is stormed by the CIA looking for some wicked things a guy has left there. Are we on the level?

I was just mocking you, there is no picture at all...
One of your masterpieces, "It's a Heartache", is a hymn of protest. Does it also have a secret meaning?

Oh yeah! It's also my motivational song for when I have to call the IRS.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Bonnie Tyler's secret telephone number :
7019872917 2123901410 5892136589 8014474711 9368363993 6937574530 679017711 6491092371 6673897260 7969320073 2276169686 4404722135 5518366777 3874789671 688873071 875617410 591317248 4859937589 2789018060 8876724297
I have a confession to make. My boss had arranged my little talk with Bonnie Tyler several months beforehand. Regrettably, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like breeding earthworms or visiting Canada. So, this web page is mainly the elaboration of a dream I had following a large dinner based on cabbage stew and raw broccoli.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.