If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
, I love to sing out loud at the top of my lungs "Beer for My Horses" by Toby Keith.
A famous person you recognize as an inspiration?
As a poll suggests, Queen Victoria, because of our innate stylishness. In my dreams we both enjoy the company of cute baboons.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Might as well! But just once. It was an excruciating experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Columbus manifested and established that I'm the reincarnation of Dante Alighieri's astrologer.
Bonnie, some witnesses have seen you in a particular setting with a vip whose name I've not the authorization to release. Care to comment?
If you mean F.U., then it was an absolutely irreproachable thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with E.X...
I may have a photo.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you got the impression just everything is perfectly OK and then for no apparent reason your house is stormed by the CIA looking for some wicked things a guy has left there. Are we on the level?
I was just mocking you, there is no picture at all...
One of your masterpieces, "It's a Heartache", is a hymn of protest. Does it also have a secret meaning?
Oh yeah! It's also my motivational song for when I have to call the IRS.
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