A conversation with Bonnie Tyler
Bonnie Tyler
Bonnie Tyler born June 8th, 1951 (Gemini)
During an excruciating séance, a medium has established that Bonnie Tyler is the reincarnation of a neighbor of Vincent van Gogh (source)

What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the placid crackle of a roll of new banknotes caressing each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, for example "the snore of your sleeping son" or "the soothing purr of a lovable kitten".

If I may say so, Bonnie, you are also well known for your strange requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Call it mulishness, but I can't stay anywhere without a tofu pizza or orphaned baby panda's tears delivered every two hours to my door.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity cooking marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to for a small clause in my last contract, which obliged me to fake an interest in good deeds.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight carbon monoxide poisoning?
WHAT? Carbon monoxide poisoning!? That's not what I was told! I have to call my agent.

What would you like to do right now?
Wake up from this nightmare.

When your are not on tour, which is your favorite hobby?
I think that collecting and trading old door knobs and door handles is a noble activity.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Angelina Jolie. I always liked her as Gandalf.

What are you working about?
I'm writing the music score for a remake of "Year One", a little jewel whose importance has not been perceived by viewers.

Bonnie Tyler refused to share her home telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
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I dawdled forever for the privilege to have an exchange with Bonnie Tyler. The resulting piece was excellent, like "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" rewritten by Batman. It was regrettable, to put it mildly, that my ferret by accident (I hope!) devoured my only copy! After I put together again my vowels and consonants, I attempted to recollect those wondrous words. To be straight, I'm not so confident this web page is an absolutely genuine chronicle of our interview, and so I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever took place...
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