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Bonnie Wright
Bonnie Wright born February 17th, 1991 (Aquarius)
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Bonnie Wright's main pastime is tinging troll dolls' hair (pixabay photo)

Do you know any good constipation cure?
Sure, here it is my sure panacea for constipation. Mix three parts of champagne, two parts of lemonade and some sesame oil. Put this brew on your legs and your tongue.

Could you deny the buzz about your involvement in the flimsy affair of Sasquatch DNA samples?
Thou, artless clapper-clawed maggot-pie! How do you dare?

Bonnie, do you like squirrels?
I'll say not!

Why you do not like squirrels, if I may ask?
To be honest, they reek! And one squirrel bite my cousin in his privy parts. That was one of the motives I become an actress, so I should probably rethink my position on squirrels.

Bonnie, you are well known for your bizarre requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
I can't survive without Thai roses or a pepperoni pizza delivered every three hours to my suite.

Bonnie, some witnesses have seen you in a compromising setting with a celebrity whose name and whose gender I'm not at liberty to expose. Do you care to comment?
Do you mean G.E.? It's an absolutely inoffensive thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with Z.X...

I may have a picture.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, some wandering photons spontaneously concocted an utterly random photo in which you mistakenly spotted me. For example, given the right conditions, your dear one or your dog could "spontaneously" take fire. Capisce?

Now that I look it under a better light, the picture is quite non-real...

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Bonnie Wright's secret telephone number :
9738074656 5183389236 694654362 6749170447 955586245 680509853 5794630787 236381956 7935300725 4828627101 3350170141 314145654 9353127344 958538362 6299574974 7264927672 5222063254 8603223670 6647608594 3619818897
Let's face it, vips are very over-booked people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Bonnie Wright alone and to obtain the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained thanks to a telepath from Indianapolis.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.