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A talk with Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt born December 18th, 1963 (Sagittarius)
Bimbo, the beloved pet lizard of Brad Pitt, also doubles as a hypocaloric treat in case of edibles scarcity after a natural disaster (pixabay photo)

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
I suffer from an unreasonable phobia for Teddy bears, after a strange accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also terrified by porcelain dolls, but that is quite normal.

Brad, which is your secret for perpetual youth?
Curiously, it is a daily dousing with fresh yak milk.

Do you know Edward Rivera (a former horse riding coach, now a print finisher) from Broken Arrow?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been betrothed to him for 4 months. Then there was half a scandal about some unconventional selfies sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a sudden finale.

Your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal tomfoolery.

Today an inner agitation and a burdensome state of suffering are undermining your capability to avoid conflicts, but compared to next week today is quite good day, so good luck.
Tut-tut! That's impressive!

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Nicholas Hoult, because I always liked him as Yoda.

Brad, you are always in fine fettle. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of September I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue crabs and my special Smurf stew.

What motivates you to act?
Fresh air, because acting is like breathing for me.

There is no possibility any of these is Brad Pitt's secret telephone number :
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