An interview with Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt born December 18th, 1963 (Sagittarius)
During the month of March Brad Pitt eats exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue corn and the so-called Smurf stew, whose details are a bizarre enigma we prefer to leave surrounded by its mystery (source)

What have you got in your pocket?
My my! This is a tricky one. As this interview is a dream of your mischievous neurons, I'm probably in my sensuous undies, so no pockets at all.

What is the strangest dream you have ever had?
I dreamed being blamed by a Kurt Vonnegut impersonator. I kept yelling "I did not paint my aunt's beaver".

As everybody knows, the problem of acne in panthers is attaining huge dimensions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Maybe! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($1,200/night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of acne in panthers.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the hammock appearing in your last movie?
Applesauce! I'm going to say this again for the last time: I did not have any relation with that hammock.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only bass players you know?

What would you like to do right now?
Eat something spicy.

Brad, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
Sorry, I imagined this was a light-hearted website, not a gloomy one.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you answer with another word. Let me start with :
Q: moon.

Brad : indifference

Q: frog
Brad : indifference

Q: fans
Brad : indifference

You are a pro at this game...

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Brad Pitt's home telephone number :
4669652125 5724522436 5662901935 4721467093 5189764231 8408259571 5695029728 3406721577 9656046817 9334523721 4581438447 4324352448 557706561 3886525260 8696333903 8900348821 3757765959 9111596405 2823789190 2116098398
I sat on my bottom forever for a chance to have a short exchange with Brad Pitt. The resulting transcription was amazing, like it was written by the ghost of John Steinbeck in his prime. Thus, it was highly regrettable that my doctor destroyed my only copy! After I slept over it, I attempted to extract from my failing neurons those marvelous words. So, to be straight here: I'm not so sure this web page contains an entirely genuine chronicle of what transpired during our interview, and so I'm beginning to question whether it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.