A conversation with Bradley Cooper
Bradley Cooper
Bradley Cooper born January 5th, 1975 (Capricorn)
Bradley Cooper has started a petition for the universal revival of the runic calendar (source)

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on legs and backs of 800 models that will be set free in Lansing.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer: Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my character stronger, I periodically doze on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and poison ivy.

Bradley, are you superstitious?
Maybe! I use to drink something purple before a critical event.

Do you do your own shopping?
I'm too busy doing significant things for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead) and I can't waste time on such trifles. Actually, I have a number of shopping gurus to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a team of pro buyers around the globe. For the garbs, I ever retain a gang of stand-in, one for each body part.

Bradley, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Bradley's prodigy". During one of my researches in Tibetan plateau, I discovered a little shrub unknown to botanists, now named Lysistilla decorata, that blooms only every 8 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of peaches and rust. It may seem strange, but it's easy to get the habit.

What’s in your pocket right now?
Crud! A tricky question. As this interview is a creation of your mischievous neurons, I'm probably in my enticing underwear, so no pockets at all.

Which is the most shameful DVD in your collection?
Nonsense! Apart from "Glitter", which was a gift, probabably it is "Van Helsing" or "Spice World".

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Bradley Cooper's secret telephone number :
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