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Brandon Routh
Brandon Routh born October 9th, 1979 (Libra)
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Less known fact: until he was 13 Brandon Routh believed Santa Claus was of Klingon ethnicity (source)

Do you use an alias when you arrange for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to get rid of paparazzi and stalkers
You bet! I'll do anything to run away from those barbarians. I often use the moniker "Brandon Ryuth".

Brandon, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Brandon's miracle". During one of my explorations of Bolivian plateau, I uncovered an inconspicuous new shrub, now named Malotrapa nectarifera, that blooms only every 7 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of mangoes and wasabi. It seems disagreeable, but it can cause addiction.

Are you allergic to anything?
Certainly! I'm allergic to nitrogen dioxide, whining and elk.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is unfortunately quite brutal, since on this injured Earth there are nations where it is difficult to find even a so-so mint julep.

A fictional character you recognize as an inspiration?
In a sense, Charles Darwin, because of our deep bright eyes.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
That's right! I have developed an irrational fear for the color purple, owing to a bizzarre accident happened to my uncle. I'm also terrified by clowns, but that is quite common.

You seem to be always so effervescent and sunny. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. Each one has two sides. At times, when I bump into another artist, hatred makes my bones quiver and my sight fades out. And all of a sudden, I sense the need to close forever those gazing eyes. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to know about it.

Brandon, how do you invest all the dough you made?
Well, I invested my whole stash in a money-making scheme devised by a financial guru named Charles Penzi, an expert of high-yield investment programs. I can give you his number, but I wasn't able to reach him in the last few weeks.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Brandon Routh's home telephone number :
7922998509 4650581395 8329071086 848569397 7286318270 6912380198 777133194 7324559634 651766181 6864834964 2132796220 9044002076 5810366112 8957460054 723298861 738443007 928872465 816929296 3381101241 3100214561
To be sincere, my director had patiently lined up my little exchange with Brandon Routh many days beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like breeding earthworms or growing weeds. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Brandon Routh would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.