An interview with Brandon Routh
Brandon Routh
Brandon Routh born October 9th, 1979 (Libra)
An ex-lover, an extravagant cousin or a bystander? Well, nobody actually seems to know, but we pixellated the photo nonetheless! (pixabay photo)

I'm here tonight with a special guest, Brandon Routh, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Brandon, and welcome to Tales Of The Well-Known.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Brandon, what's your vice?
It is telling the truth when it no longer seems a virtue. I expect that you are going to chastise me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Your zodiac sign is Libra. Are you a typical Libra?
Guess so! I'm sometimes moody, quite attentive, irresolute and accommodating. My relatives say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is common in artist.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Brandon Routh, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at New York University, signed up for Country-identification-by-its-fried-dishes 101, failed, and bailed out after a year with an online poker addiction.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, I had some problems with my agent, so to make things easier I need to change my name, and next year I will use the name "Brandon Ruuth".

Brandon, do you like prairie dogs?
Not hardly!

Why you do not like prairie dogs?
First of all, they stink! And one prairie dog bite my cousin in his privy parts. This is one of the reasons I decided to become an actor, so I may probably rethink my opinion about prairie dogs.

Which is your favorite snack?
Tomatoes with Alfredo sauce, a banana, three oranges, and some fernet.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Brandon Routh's private telephone number :
2892290333 785777726 278046188 8864526965 2430189010 862300895 3598122580 2189717116 7715893709 4575839761 237564209 626748295 8914805026 599425272 7655795700 6749115007 349897697 514213310 3900149701 297559517
Clearly, actors are over-booked people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Brandon Routh alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Thus, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained from a telepath.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.