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Brandy
Brandy born February 11th, 1979 (Aquarius)
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One of Brandy's most firm new year resolutions is to obtain soon a license for steering a hovercraft (source)

Brandy, you are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of July I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, robin's eggs and my special Smurf hash.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Yep! Here it is

The cow of remorse
The white cow of remorse
rushes on the dismal plains of insanity
when I look in the eye this planet lonelyness.
If only it had been the pig of remorse
I could have bacon at least.

Brandy, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Brandy's sensation". In the middle of one of my wanderings in Andean plateau, I discovered an unremarkable new shrub, now named Orthoruellia viscida, that blooms only every 12 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of watermelons and balsamic vinegar. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...

Brandy, what’s your worst habit?
I often tease interviewers. But I'm not that desperate so you are going to be quite safe.

Brandy, if I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
I'm not supposed to tell anybody, but I invested all my money in a super-clever scheme devised by a financial genius named Charlie Pinzi, a pro of international hedge funds. I could give you his phone, but I wasn't able to reach him in the last few weeks.

What happen if you play your song "The Boy Is Mine" backward?
The planet may implode.

Brandy, your zodiac sign is Aquarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal foolery.

You will ram into an erratic stranger from Reno, an earth science technician named Peter with one eye brown and the other white. He will suggest to open an underground bear museum in Pennsylvania. Don't trust him!
I say! Incredible, what do you have -- a spycam on the future?

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Brandy's home telephone number :
8600942032 300885563 8490766210 6912550416 9011598771 2880833926 9819745014 3382780868 6843140361 5237832569 719434617 278248537 4302429396 7502710219 866083737 8193817970 373586664 5468198098 6790328200 632125263
Clearly, vips are very busy people. It's not easy for them to fix a meet for an interview. So we decided to leave Brandy totally alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Therefore, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained from a professional soul reader from Boston.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.