Brandy, you are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of July I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, robin's eggs and my special Smurf hash.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Yep! Here it is
Brandy, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Brandy's sensation". In the middle of one of my wanderings in Andean plateau, I discovered an unremarkable new shrub, now named Orthoruellia viscida, that blooms only every 12 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of watermelons and balsamic vinegar. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...
Brandy, what’s your worst habit?
I often tease interviewers. But I'm not that desperate so you are going to be quite safe.
Brandy, if I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
I'm not supposed to tell anybody, but I invested all my money in a super-clever scheme devised by a financial genius named Charlie Pinzi, a pro of international hedge funds. I could give you his phone, but I wasn't able to reach him in the last few weeks.
What happen if you play your song "The Boy Is Mine" backward?
The planet may implode.
Brandy, your zodiac sign is Aquarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal foolery.
You will ram into an erratic stranger from Reno, an earth science technician named Peter with one eye brown and the other white. He will suggest to open an underground bear museum in Pennsylvania. Don't trust him!
I say! Incredible, what do you have -- a spycam on the future?
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