A talk with Brenda Lee
Brenda Lee
Brenda Lee born December 11th, 1944 (Sagittarius)
Brenda Lee lived 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before she got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. However, she learnt the basis of pyrokinesis (pixabay photo)

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is Beethoven.

What motivates you to sing?
I like the sound of my voice.

Brenda, what’s your biggest defect?
I have a propensity to put small things behind my ear, like a cigarette or a corn cob.

Which is your earliest memory?
I have a very indistinct and quite strange recollection. In a dark misty open place, like an airport, two men talk and stare into the night. One is in uniform, while the other is in civvies and smokes a cigarette. While they walk one says "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship".

Actually I think that is a famous scene from the movie "Casablanca".
The dickens! You may be right. Yesterday I drowsed in front of the dvd player.

What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being spanked by the ghost of Otto von Bismarck. I kept repeating "I did not paint my aunt's hamster".

Do you have any birthmark?
I have a little wombat shaped birthmark on my left thigh. Probably my mother did inadvertently swallow a wombat when she was pregnant.

Apart from singing, is there something in which you beat everybody else?
Actually, I can declaim "Caged Bird" by Maya Angelou backwards in 5 different languages including Chinese.

Brenda Lee refused to divulge her home telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
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