An interview with Brendan Fraser
Brendan Fraser
Brendan Fraser born December 3rd, 1968 (Sagittarius)
Sambo, the dearest pet lizard of Brendan Fraser, could also be used as a hypocaloric nibble in case of protracted famine (pixabay photo)

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a weasel. A big, fat, quiet weasel, well fed and dozy in a summer breeze.

Do you know Gary Walker (a former newspaper editor, now a dental technician) from McKinney?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been married to him for 5 weeks. Then there was a public embarrassment about the odd suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a quick end.

Can you tell us what is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 10, I won the "Bronze Squirrel Award" assigned by the city of Sacramento for "remarkable and gratuitous acting achievement".

What's the most uncanny dream you have ever had?
I dreamed being spanked by an Oscar Wilde impersonator, while I kept yelling "I did not sell my neighbor's hedgehog".

What’s in your pocket right now?
This is a tricky one. Because this interview is a dream of your indecent neurons, I'm probably in my alluring nightwear, so no pockets at all.

Your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. Are you a typical Sagittarius?
Naw! I'm cheerful, a bit lazy, dogged and imperturbable. My relatives say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is common in artist.

Brendan, can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Mummy"?
Sure! They do not put together a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of convincing motives for that...

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Rambo.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Brendan Fraser's secret telephone number :
5060743051 2014352848 318886062 640537341 3415611779 685995609 7527082468 6589588282 4168936955 324801526 5217590394 3273291431 6462183195 8162369234 4194626187 6686652093 7971994800 7216133974 7066374001 483359247
To be honest, my chief had planned my appointment with Brendan Fraser many months beforehand. Regrettably, my pet moose got beriberi, so I had to skip the meeting. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Brendan Fraser would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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