If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a weasel. A big, fat, quiet weasel, well fed and dozy in a summer breeze.
Do you know Gary Walker (a former newspaper editor, now a dental technician) from McKinney?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been married to him for 5 weeks. Then there was a public embarrassment about the odd suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a quick end.
Can you tell us what is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 10, I won the "Bronze Squirrel Award" assigned by the city of Sacramento for "remarkable and gratuitous acting achievement".
What's the most uncanny dream you have ever had?
I dreamed being spanked by an Oscar Wilde impersonator, while I kept yelling "I did not sell my neighbor's hedgehog".
What’s in your pocket right now?
This is a tricky one. Because this interview is a dream of your indecent neurons, I'm probably in my alluring nightwear, so no pockets at all.
Your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. Are you a typical Sagittarius?
Naw! I'm cheerful, a bit lazy, dogged and imperturbable. My relatives say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is common in artist.
Brendan, can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Mummy"?
Sure! They do not put together a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of convincing motives for that...
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Rambo.
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.
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