Are you superstitious?
Jawohl! I use to shake 3 times a little bag with my baby teeths right before a relevant event.
Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm too busy doing important things for the humankind and I can't waste time on such minutiae. Usually, I employ a squad of Harward dropouts to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a team of pro buyers spread around the globe. For the garbs, I ever retain a crew of surrogates, one for each body part.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Maleficent"?
Ouch! To cite a classic, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".
Which is your favorite book?
I'm very passionate about "The Metamorphosis" by Frank Aphta.
You surely mean, by Franz Kafka?
I'm not used to be rebuked by non-descript interviewers, and anyway I think I've heard it both ways.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing door knobs. It will be tattoed on arms and legs of 900 fans that will be released in Arlington as in a flash mob.
Brenton, you are well known for your strange demands when staying in hotels. Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Call it stubbornness, but I can't stay anywhere without deep-fried locusts or yellow slippers delivered every three hours to my suite.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my will, I often rest on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and barbed wire profusely dusted with pepper.
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