A talk with Brenton Thwaites
Brenton Thwaites
Brenton Thwaites born August 10th, 1989 (Leo)
Which is Brenton Thwaites' technique for flawless skin? As you may have imagined, it is a shower in cold yak milk once a month (source)

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a red dog on my elbow. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be rescued if I get lost in Las Vegas outskirts, but unfortunately it works only if I'm somehow disrobed.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
I can win everyone's admiration singing "Matthew and Son" by Cat Stevens.

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to project my aura, about 8 inches far.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
I guess so! I suffer from an irrational phobia for Smurfs, due to a freak accident happened to my uncle. I'm also scared by crocodiles, but that is quite common.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes. I'm on the set of the remake of "The Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle", a little gem whose magnitude has not been perceived.

What do you think about the international situation?
Great Scott! I think it is unfortunately quite grim, since there are regions where it is difficult to find even a so-so margarita.

Brenton, what do you think about the current USA president?
I guaranteed my uncle I would not embarass myself in public, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.

Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
Just a hint. The title is "George, Kimberly and Telina". There are a woman and a man, which live in Las Vegas and they do not know each other. She is an insurance loss adjuster while he is a FBI agent. When George's pet ocelot Telina contracts brucellosis they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they begin a spiritual journey to search for Disticisa communis (a rare tree which grows in Burundi only), whose flowers can cure the ocelot.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Brenton Thwaites' secret telephone number :
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I waited for several weeks for a chance to have a rendezvous with Brenton Thwaites. The resulting interview was marvelous, like it was written by the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe under the influence of too much brandy. Hence, it was unlucky that my koala by accident (I assume) destroyed my only copy! After I punished myself, I attempted to recapture those stunning words. So, to be aboveboard, I'm not so confident this web page is a completely genuine report of our talk, and so I'm beginning to wonder if it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.