If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a gopher. A big, fat, poised gopher, well fed and sleepy in a summer breeze.
Is there a deep meaning hidden in "Maleficent"?
Yep! Do what you love, love what you do - or something like that.
Do you have any scar?
Surely! I have a little macaron shaped scar on my left leg, a memento of my painful confrontation with a raving cat.
What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a pyramid of money in my pockets. You can stare at them, you may ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
Nowaday the problem of jaundice in panthers is attaining gigantic dimensions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Yup! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The profits ($800 per night) will go to a foundation for the cure of jaundice in panthers.
Are you superstitious?
Maybe! I have to hug 2 strangers who wear a black shirt right before an important event.
What would Brenton Thwaites do to solve the problem of criminality and ferocity that is menacing our society?
I've two inspirations for you: "Judge Dredd" and "Blade Runner".
How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I'm not sure. Probably, I'm a one in Amazonas, but a ten in Milwaukee.
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