Cookie Consent by A talk with Brett Dalton
A talk with Brett Dalton
Brett Dalton
Brett Dalton born January 7th, 1983 (Capricorn)
In his manor in Italy, next to the Eminem's one, Brett Dalton is producing his own red wine, whose name, by an unfortunate coincidence, sounds just like a terrible curse in German (pixabay photo)

Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
People say that only the seventh son of a seventh son has the power of total recall, but I have a clear memory of the moment I was born. It was a night in January. An almost poetic winter night, the moon a shimme on the quieting cover of snow, the city at rest. And amidst all the beauty, I was there, covered from head to toe with blood, in a room full of yelling people, moving around like crashtest dummies. The first, but not the best day of my life...

You make me feel lucky.
You are a sissy. My entire existence is like a swim in a lake of tears. And it's still better than average.

According to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising position with a famous person whose name or gender I've not the authorization to expose. Do you wish to comment?
Do you mean L.P.? It's a totally harmless thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with G.V...

I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents happen all the time. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a photo. Or, for example, your dear one or your car may "by accident" blow up. Are we on the level?

I was joking, there is no picture at all...
Brett, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?

Sure! Scientific research has made clear that smoking self-growed tobacco may have undesirable consequences, like loss of money or sudden death. But dread no more! Buy "Brett's miracle", now with Beccadantennaria agrifolia syrup. Just $39.99 for 120 tablets. (Note : Not actually a drug. It usually may cause loss of taste or induce paranoia. Cholesterol-free. It may contain traces of fish and rust).

Our society seems to be subject to criminality and violence. What would Brett Dalton do?
Well, in my opinion, assigning an armed escort to every person would solve many problems, but most administrators are just greedy fossil lads.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Brett Dalton's private telephone number :
387714407 4489978370 7786086238 489994735 6243009240 607614459 2720231112 6132336419 8458417941 6348063941 7543088271 351101003 449961278 358589993 8868585799 2750209145 6207747670 272685562 821400813 2673253582
I lined up an interview with Brett Dalton many days in advance. The resulting interview was mind-boggling, like it was written by Isaac Asimov after too much vermouth. Thus, it was highly unfavorable, to put it mildly, that another inmate (maybe on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I showed vital signs again, I struggled to recollect those magnificent words. To be clear here: I'm not so certain this web page is a completely precise chronicle of our rendezvous, and now I'm starting to question whether it ever took place...
Other interviews worth checking:
Donald Trump Elizabeth Olsen Elyes Gabel Keira Knightley James Marsden Amy Macdonald Shane West Michael Kenneth Williams Jaimie Alexander Taylor Dayne Adam Levine James Franco Alan Ritchson Eric Bana Sarah Paulson Maggie Gyllenhaal Jennifer Grey Jeff Daniels Sarah Wayne Callies Benedict Cumberbatch
NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.