Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
People say that only the seventh son of a seventh son has the power of total recall, but I have a clear memory of the moment I was born. It was a night in January. An almost poetic winter night, the moon a shimme on the quieting cover of snow, the city at rest. And amidst all the beauty, I was there, covered from head to toe with blood, in a room full of yelling people, moving around like crashtest dummies. The first, but not the best day of my life...
You make me feel lucky.
You are a sissy. My entire existence is like a swim in a lake of tears. And it's still better than average.
According to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising position with a famous person whose name or gender I've not the authorization to expose. Do you wish to comment?
Do you mean L.P.? It's a totally harmless thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with G.V...
I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo is probably just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents happen all the time. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a photo. Or, for example, your dear one or your car may "by accident" blow up. Are we on the level?
I was joking, there is no picture at all...
Brett, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
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usually may cause loss of taste or induce paranoia. Cholesterol-free. It may contain traces of fish and rust).
Our society seems to be subject to criminality and violence. What would Brett Dalton do?
Well, in my opinion, assigning an armed escort to every person would solve many problems, but most administrators are just greedy fossil lads.
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