Which is your favorite snack?
Bread slices with cocktail sauce, a fruit pie, two apples, and a glass of coffee.
As everybody knows, the problem of mononucleosis in mooses is attaining huge dimensions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
Naturally! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a month. The proceeds ($1,400 per night) will go to a charity for the cure of mononucleosis in mooses.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my spirit stronger, I frequently rest on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and thorns abundantly showered with pepper.
Should you give up acting, which career would you pick up?
Almost surely that of reptile handler. I already have quite an experience in that field.
Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Absolutely! The title of the film is "Jessica, Roger and Teepino". There are a woman and a man. They live together in Sacramento. Jessica is a medium while Roger is a sports umpire. When Roger's pet gerbil Teepino got rheumatism, they decide to fight Cosa Nostra to avenge the gerbil.
According to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing location with a vip whose name I've not the authorization to release. Do you wish to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with M.P..
I may have a photo.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents happen. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your house may be "accidentally" stormed by the police looking for some felonious things somebody may have "accidentally" planted there. Capisce?
Now that I look it better, the photo is surely a fake...
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