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Brett Dalton
Brett Dalton born January 7th, 1983 (Capricorn)
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During the month of March Brett Dalton eats only blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue potatoes and the so-called Smurf hash, whose recipe is a disquieting enigma we prefer to leave wrapped up in its mystery (source)

Do you use an alias when you book, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to escape followers and shutterbugs
That's for certain! We do whatever is necessary to elude those troglodytes. I often use the pseudonym "Brett Delton".

Brett, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Brett's marvel". During one of my wanderings in the Amazon basin, I discovered a little tree unknown to botanists, now named Atricopria decorata, that blooms only every 4 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of apricots and tar. It seems unpleasant, but it's quite addictive.

When your are not acting, which is your preferred hobby?
I think that collecting garden gnomes is quite relaxing. I like to paint them in violet and black.

Where do you go when you die?
Underground, most of the times. If you are burned then your remains can freckle a nice place or Milwaukee.

Where will you go on your next holiday?
For next summer I rented an exquisite castle on the secluded mountains of Robonia. The only problem was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the kindly estate agent from Russia that proposed me the business.

What is the strangest nightmare that you remember?
Not really a dream: I found myself in a barren dark place. A foul reek permeating the air. Then I remembered I got stoned at a rerun of "Van Helsing" in a shabby drive-in near Phoenix.

What have you got in your pocket?
Mamma mia! Because this talk is a daydream of your naughty mind, I'm probably in my sensuous nightwear, so no pockets at all.

Brett, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Ye Who Enter Here"?
Frick! The set was full of snakes. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Brett Dalton's home telephone number :
2264244995 477981702 7894235929 4164625226 7022719557 5716846903 851528789 9822808753 3321437707 8871709806 9547047504 7421427947 4809593409 405024526 5369574725 5982129115 5179722417 9847848568 3399482900 4320458140
To be honest, my supervisor had patiently arranged my short exchange with Brett Dalton several days beforehand. Regrettably, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "Parting Shots". So, the interview above is essentially based on what Brett Dalton would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.