Do you use an alias when you book, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to escape followers and shutterbugs
That's for certain! We do whatever is necessary to elude those troglodytes. I often use the pseudonym "Brett Delton".
Brett, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Brett's marvel". During one of my wanderings in the Amazon basin, I discovered a little tree unknown to botanists, now named Atricopria decorata, that blooms only every 4 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of apricots and tar. It seems unpleasant, but it's quite addictive.
When your are not acting, which is your preferred hobby?
I think that collecting garden gnomes is quite relaxing. I like to paint them in violet and black.
Where do you go when you die?
Underground, most of the times. If you are burned then your remains can freckle a nice place or Milwaukee.
Where will you go on your next holiday?
For next summer I rented an exquisite castle on the secluded mountains of Robonia. The only problem was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the kindly estate agent from Russia that proposed me the business.
What is the strangest nightmare that you remember?
Not really a dream: I found myself in a barren dark place. A foul reek permeating the air. Then I remembered I got stoned at a rerun of "Van Helsing" in a shabby drive-in near Phoenix.
What have you got in your pocket?
Mamma mia! Because this talk is a daydream of your naughty mind, I'm probably in my sensuous nightwear, so no pockets at all.
Brett, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Ye Who Enter Here"?
Frick! The set was full of snakes. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.
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