Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he arranges for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape groupies and stalkers
Yup! We'll do whatever is necessary to steer clear of those imps. I mostly adopt the moniker "Brian Fyrry".
Which is your forthcoming musical experiment?
Next month I'll release a vinyl-only experimental recording of death metal covers of Pavarotti greatest hits, sung in Maori, Hindi and Klingonese. I worked on it for 3 years.
Brian, are you superstitious?
Why not! I swear in Bulgarian right before an important encounter.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Vulgaria flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is brown and yellow with a tiny brown chipmunk in a corner.
Brian, do you have any vice?
I love videogaming so much, that I can put in hour and hours into one session. See, I’m probably going to be criticized for that, but another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix one part of tequila, two parts of energy drink and some Alfredo sauce. Apply the resulting concoction on your arms and your chin.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my soul, I frequently take a nap on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and thorns.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine a beaver. A large, fat, placid beaver, satiated and heavy-eyed in a summer breeze.
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