Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yep! Get a haircut from a robotic engineer because I'm bored.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the opossum appearing in your last movie?
Oh boy! My lawyers ordered me to lawyer up.
Briana, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Step Up 2: The Streets"?
Pfft! All the leading actors were chewing corn beef flavored candy bars all day long.
Do you have any birthmark?
I have a little earthworm shaped birthmark on my right calf. Probably my father did unintentionally eat an earthworm while my mother was pregnant.
Which is your trick to achieve eternal beauty?
Curiously, it is a daily bath in jello.
Could you suggest a remedy for indigestion?
Yes, in case of indigestion, mix one part of gin, three parts of coffee and some pickles in the skull of a jackal, then apply the resulting potion on your back and your legs.
Briana, do you have something to say to young people?
I think so! Clinical studies have made clear that getting drunk like a Nebraska congressman may have sour long-term aftereffects, like loss of nails or sudden death. But fret no more! Buy "Briana's wonder", now with more Siphospeda rotundata powder. Just $39.99 for 80 capsules, only in the best Mexican minimarkets (Disclaimer : Not actually a drug. It
usually may cause calculi or induce suicide. Cholesterol-free. One capsule supplies 100% RDA of iron filings).
Have you ever participated in a séance?
You betcha! But just one time. It was a very unsettling experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Frank Lloyd Wright appeared and revealed that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Mozart's tailor.
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