A talk with Brie Larson
Brie Larson
Brie Larson born October 1st, 1989 (Libra)
Rimbo, the beloved pet fish of Brie Larson, can also double as a protein appetizer in case of protracted famine (pixabay photo)

Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Color of Night", a little gem whose meaning has not been acknowledged by viewers.

Could you authenticate the gossip about your role in the rogue incident of Yeti pictures?
Caramba! I believe you are showing a senseless desire to hop the twig, if you understand me. You know, I know a guy who knows a guy that for $2000,... Oh, forget it! You don't like spoilers, don't ya?

Apart from acting, is there something in which you beat everybody else?
You know, I can flap both my ears rhythmically.

Which is the coolest flag?
I always liked Kazirstan flag, probably because there is my picture in the center of it. Kazirstan is a beautiful but unlucky country. They are so needy they use dried mud for seasoning.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: life.

Brie : juggler

Q: peace
Brie : uranium

Q: snow
Brie : critters

I don't think you are in the right mood.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Brie Larson's home telephone number :
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I waited for years for the privilege to have a hurried exchange with Brie Larson. The resulting article was marvelous, like it was written by the spirit of H.G. Wells in his prime. Hence, it was very unfavorable, to put it mildly, that my cousin Timothy by accident (I hope!) set my only copy on fire! After I regained consciousness, I attempted to summon up those mind-boggling words. I want to be clear here: I'm not so certain this web page contains a completely factual report of our meeting, and I'm beginning to question whether it ever was real...
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