In an article appeared on Annals of Academic Philosophy, prof. Dennis D. Thompson observed that your roles are "a supernatural archetype of modern symbolic perspectivism". Which is your reaction?
Well, I think that in his last paper published on Russian Annals of Chemical History, dr. Jeffrey K. Ward totally rebutted that farfetched thesis.
Are you allergic to anything?
I think I will! I have a little intolerance to fox milk (please, don't ask!), sodium chloride and whining.
What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to figure it when you live in a pink cloud, but in these torn times there are regions where it is hopeless to find even a barely tolerable Long Island iced tea.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A restraining order prevents me from talking about it.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be a guide to choosing biographers. It will be tattoed on arms and foreheads of 900 models that will be set loose in Jackson as in a flash mob.
Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Oh yeah! I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "My Boyfriend's Back", a little masterpiece whose importance has not been fully acknowledged by critics.
What have you got in your pocket?
I got a stack of money in my pockets. You can look at them in awe, you can ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Brie, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Sure thing! Clinical research has made clear that getting drunk like a West Virginia politician may have unpleasant long-term repercussions, like loss of nostrils or death. But now you can stop being frightened! Buy "Brie's shield", now with Strobilacca foetidissima extracts. Just $39.99 for 100 pills, only in the best Bulgarian corner stores (Disclaimer : Not actually a cure. It
usually may cause loss of appetite or induce paranoia. Sugar-free. One pill supplies 100% RDA of sawdust).
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