An interview with Brit Marling
Brit Marling
Brit Marling born August 7th, 1982 (Leo)
In her hidden grotto Brit Marling is frenziedly trying to create ducks with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

Brit, your zodiac sign is Leo. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I don't believe in zodiacal folly.

You have gathered a lot of bad feelings inside that can discharge without notice. You will feel yourself again only if you condone or kill somebody who has angered you in the past.
Pfft! If I did believe in this zodiacal rubbish, now I would be a little bummed out.

What would Brit Marling do to solve the issue of criminality and ferocity that is menacing modern society?
In my opinion, giving a security guard to every person would make wonders, but most administrators are just selfish lads scarcely attentive to my brilliant ideas.

When your are not acting, which is your preferred hobby?
I think that collecting and trading USB sticks rests my mind.

What would you like to do right now?
Wake up from this nightmare.

Do you have any scar?
Yes sir! I have a tiny canary shaped scar on my left ankle, a remainder of my problematic confrontation with a deranged hamster.

Do you use a pseudonym when you make reservation for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape fans and reporters
I'll do! I'll do anything to get rid of those cannibals. I mostly employ the alias "Brit Merling".

You have been the recipient of many prizes. Which is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 9, I won the "Chocolate Gerbil Award" issued by the city of San Francisco for "extraordinary and unneeded stage accomplishment".

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Brit Marling's secret telephone number :
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I patiently lined up a little meeting with Brit Marling many days in advance. The resulting article was mind-blowing, like "One Hundred Years of Solitude" rewritten by the Green Arrow. Hence, it was highly damaging that my ferret (maybe on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I invoked Hellboy in vain, I made an effort to remember those staggering words. Actually, to be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains a totally factual chronicle of our meeting, and I'm starting to wonder if it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.