You seem to be always so lively and cheerful. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to confess it, but I do. I think that every person has two sides. Sometimes, when I look at a so-called artist, my vision goes black and aversion makes my legs give out. And then, without warning, I fight an impulse to shutter those gazing eyes for good. That is my cheerful side... I let you discover, if you want, how my dark side is.
Britney, which is your trick to obtain perpetual beauty?
As you may have imagined, it is a scrubbing with fresh cement twice a week.
Which is your forthcoming musical experiment?
Next month I'll release a vinyl-only esoteric recording of trip hop covers of Elvis Presley greatest hits, sung in Bosnian, Dutch and Danish. I have no doubts it will be the peak of my artistic life.
Your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal chicanery.
Unwillingly, you are in an irksome condition that retards you from doing the things that are in line with your inclinations. You can mitigate this sad state by cloistering yourself for 5 months in a monastery.
Whammo! You are spot on!
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can say now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on foreheads and legs of 1,000 models that will be dispersed in Las Cruces.
What's the strangest dream that you remember?
Not actually a dream: I was alone in a desolate gloomy space. A nasty taste in my mouth. Then I realized I got drunk at a rerun of "Just Go With It" in a faded movie house near Tucson.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
Yep! Here it is
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