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A talk with Brittany Daniel
Brittany Daniel
Brittany Daniel born March 17th, 1976 (Pisces)
In a passing state of reverie, Brittany Daniel has undersigned a petition against baby pandas (pixabay photo)

Do you have any vice?
I tend to turn anything into a pizza. Holy cow, I'm eating a muesli and black olives pizza right now. I’m surely going to be judged for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, I have some legal troubles regarding my contract, the most rational way out is changing my name, so next year I will be forced to use the name "Brittany Deniel".

Do you know any good common cold cure?
Yes, in case of common cold, mix two parts of gin, three parts of energy drink and some relish inside a coconut, then apply the resulting elixir on your back and your wrists.

Do you know Patrick R. Morales (a former dressmaker, now a fitter and turner) from Brownsville?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly engaged to him. Then there was a public embarrassment about some kinky photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to an abrupt end.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Yep! Here it is

The hedgehog of sorrow
The wild hedgehog of sorrow
dozes on the dreary meadows of mourning
while I look in the eye life hallucination.
If only it had been the pig of sorrow
we could have bacon at least.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and arms of 700 volunteers that will be set loose in Oxnard as in a flash mob.

Your zodiac sign is Pisces. Are you a typical Pisces?
Never happen! I'm a little gloomy, somehow torpid, irresolute and anxious. My relatives say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is common in artist.

Brittany, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last summer I rented a ritzy palace in a hidden valley of Kyrgyzstan. The deal included a drawbridge to protect my privacy and also a crew of extras acting like delirious supporters to let me feel at home.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Brittany Daniel's home telephone number is listed here :
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To be frank, my director had patiently lined up my short talk with Brittany Daniel many weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet gnu got bubonic plague, so I had to skip the exchange. So, this web page is mainly based on what Brittany Daniel would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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