A talk with Brittany Daniel
Brittany Daniel
Brittany Daniel born March 17th, 1976 (Pisces)
Brittany Daniel is currently composing a guide to choosing biographers, a long due work soon to be released in daily instalments. (pixabay photo)

Brittany, you are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of February I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue Smarties and blue jays died by natural causes.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a violet sea monkey on my forearm. It contains a radiotransmitter, so I can be rescued if I get lost in Los Angeles suburbia, but unfortunately it works only if I'm slightly au naturel.

Which is the most blush-making DVD (or blu-ray) in hour home?
Frick! Excluding "Swept Away", I fear it is "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" or "Ultraviolet".

Brittany, do you like gerbils?
You think i've lost my marbles!

For which reason you do not like gerbils?
They reek! And one gerbil bite my grandpa in his privy bits. That was one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I should reconsider my position on gerbils.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only magicians you know?

You appear to be always so cheerful and full of life. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Each and every one has two sides. For example, when I face another actress, I grind my teeth and aversion makes my bones tingle. And all of a sudden, I feel the need to eradicate that moron from the earth and dance on her icy grave. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about it.

Can you tell me the square root of 632335669?
According to my fans one of the possible answers is something around 98.

Brittany Daniel refused to let me know her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
8926262169 9934387079 2213870182 9838894040 2105799389 5890464517 7192547246 8208881084 6629632070 3655911981 5744033105 3672291015 4091172121 2752055257 923243270 294046587 7431870392 9604478153 4919660008 2524436915
I have a confession to make. My supervisor had patiently scheduled my exchange with Brittany Daniel weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I got stoned watching the DVD of "Showgirls". So, this web page is essentially based on what Brittany Daniel would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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