An interview with Brooke Haven
Brooke Haven
Brooke Haven born November 25th, 1979 (Sagittarius)
Brooke Haven has been unhappy with the actual location and facilities of the super-gorgeous resort she too quickly chose from the web site of the "Wishful Thinking Travels" tour operator (pixabay photo)

An imaginary character you think to as your doppelganger?
As my fans like to think, Rocky Balboa, because of our awesomeness.

When your are not acting, which is your favorite diversion?
I think that collecting garden gnomes rests my mind. I like to paint them in yellow and blue.

What do you eat between meals?
Pineapples with ketchup, a grape, three dried fruits, and some white wine.

In a paper published on International Annals of Qualitative Freudianism, dr. Paul J. Jones has described your movies as "a perfect recapitulation of modernistic pragmatic conceptualism". Anything to add?
Yes, in his recent article appeared on Annals of Mathematical Soteriology, prof. Bill Thompson utterly discredited that farfetched theory.

Are you superstitious?
But of course! I have to avoid any food whose name contains the letter "T" right before a significant meeting. Clearly not this one.

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.

Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Immanuel Kant. I played Iron Man until somebody got smart.

Can you tell me the square root of 3255561948?
According to my supporters the nicest answer is something around 30.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Brooke Haven's private telephone number :
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