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An interview with Brooke Shields
Brooke Shields
Brooke Shields born May 31st, 1965 (Gemini)
An extravagant cousin, an ex-lover or a stranger? Well, nobody knows, but a pixellated photo boosts the thrill! (pixabay photo)

Which is the coolest flag?
I always liked Freedonia flag. It is orange and yellow with a small brown panther in the center. Freedonia is an amazing but unfortunate country. They are so broke they have been rejected by Googlemaps.

What’s in your pocket right now?
A tricky question. Since this transcription is a fantasy of your naughty imagination, I'm probably totally disrobed, so no pockets at all.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
O.K.! Here it is

The gazelle of agony
The big gazelle of agony
dies on the dreary meadows of emptiness
while I look in the eye my life lonelyness.
If only it had been the boar of agony
I could have bacon at least.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer: Gore Vidal.

Brooke, what is the fuss about the current Oscar controversy?
Frankly, this is an elephant in the room.

When your are not on the set, which is your main hobby?
I think that collecting dummies rests my mind.

On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I forgot the statistics. I think I'm a one in Denver, but a six in Amazonas.

Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain a special license for navigating my submarine.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Brooke Shields' home telephone number :
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I queued up for many weeks for the privilege to have a little rendezvous with Brooke Shields. The resulting transcription was breathtaking, like "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" rewritten by Doctor Doom. So, it was highly untoward, to put it mildly, that my mother in law by accident (I hope!) shredded my only copy! After I un-fainted, I struggled to recall those awesome words. So, to be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page is an absolutely genuine account of our appointment, and so I'm starting to question whether it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.