An interview with Brooke Shields
Brooke Shields
Brooke Shields born May 31st, 1965 (Gemini)
Brooke Shields has been less than delighted by the true location and facilities of the deluxe resort she hastily picked out from the catalog of the "D.O.A. Travels" tour operator (pixabay photo)

Which is your technique for perpetual beauty?
Only few know it is an ablution with fresh tomato sauce once a month.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that cooking food is a huge waste of energy. After all, there are cafeterias and fans willing to deliver my daily dose of vitamines and sugars. The few times I cook for my relatives, I like to create salads. My most cherished one is a mix of pastrami and seaweeds, which I presume can satisfy both vegans and normal people.

Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the pastrami and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some rye bread.

It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix pastrami and seaweeds with some bbq sauce and you are done!

Do you have issues with movie directors?
I prefer directors who make absolutely clear what they want from me, so I can do the opposite.

Brooke, is there a deep meaning hidden in your "The Blue Lagoon"?
That's right! That all those moments will be lost in time - like tears in rain - or something like that.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My true love is Bach.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Darth Vader.

You know that that's not a real person, right?
I want to call my agent.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Brooke Shields' private telephone number :
7136516861 8129508151 6294472808 3097605387 9308101109 4633028357 6577326642 8533913420 9666658761 6477609702 2666679447 4765322747 556206586 8392789178 6689821280 4733354183 5469664395 6585576358 345331187 2393069037
To be honest, my boss had patiently arranged my short rendezvous with Brooke Shields several days beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet groundhog got legionellosis, so I had to skip the conversation. So, this web page is mainly based on what Brooke Shields would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.