I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to for a little clause in my last contract, which obliged me to increase the number of charity events I attend.
And since when did you feel a need to address the delicate issue of appendicitis?
In confidence, I couldn't care less about it.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix two parts of vodka, one part of instant coffee and some mustard. Gargle with the resulting elixir every 10 minutes for at least 5 hours.
What’s your biggest defect?
A few people say that I have a predisposition to coprolalia, but they are just a pack of confounded idiots.
Is there a deep moral behind your "The Blue Lagoon"?
Definitely! That everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Well, years ago I was crossing France in a battered minivan with a friend and we did "it" among the shrubs, under the stars, in the middle of nature.
What’s in your pocket right now?
Golly! A tricky question. Since this interview is a fantasy of your indecent mind, I'm probably in my sensuous nightwear, so no pockets at all.
Which is the most shameful DVD (or blu-ray) in your possession?
Balderdash! Excluding "Twilight", which was a gift, I fear it is "Speed 2" or "Dreamcatcher".
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