Do you know Susan Ross (a former acupuncturist, now a counsellor) from Shreveport?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly betrothed to her. Then there was half a scandal about Susan cheating on him with every man aged 18-65, even barely breathing ones, so their engagement came to an abrupt end.
Brooklyn, do you have something to say to young people?
I guess! Scientific research has demonstrated that smoking everything you can put your hands on may have undesirable repercussions, like loss of eardrums or sudden death. But dread no more! Buy "Brooklyn's miracle", now with more Lapiphylax ramosa powder. Just $29.99 for 120 capsules, only in the best Mexican minimarkets (Note : Not actually a cure. It
often may cause loss of eyebrows or induce paranoia. Sugar-free. One capsule supplies 100% RDA of plastic).
Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Brooklyn : stars
Brooklyn : diva
Brooklyn : vermin
I think we had fun enough...
Brooklyn, your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal tomfoolery.
You have collected a great deal of negativity inside that can detonate suddenly. You will feel yourself again only if you condone or kill somebody who has injured you in the past.
For cryin' out load! If I did believe in this zodiacal foolishness, now I would be a little dispirited.
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