A talk with Brooklyn Decker
Brooklyn Decker
Brooklyn Decker born April 12th, 1987 (Aries)
The usual look of her devotees (pixabay photo)

Do you know Susan Ross (a former acupuncturist, now a counsellor) from Shreveport?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly betrothed to her. Then there was half a scandal about Susan cheating on him with every man aged 18-65, even barely breathing ones, so their engagement came to an abrupt end.

Brooklyn, do you have something to say to young people?
I guess! Scientific research has demonstrated that smoking everything you can put your hands on may have undesirable repercussions, like loss of eardrums or sudden death. But dread no more! Buy "Brooklyn's miracle", now with more Lapiphylax ramosa powder. Just $29.99 for 120 capsules, only in the best Mexican minimarkets (Note : Not actually a cure. It often may cause loss of eyebrows or induce paranoia. Sugar-free. One capsule supplies 100% RDA of plastic).

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Q: moon.

Brooklyn : stars

Q: guilt
Brooklyn : diva

Q: fans
Brooklyn : vermin

I think we had fun enough...
Brooklyn, your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?

Do as you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal tomfoolery.

You have collected a great deal of negativity inside that can detonate suddenly. You will feel yourself again only if you condone or kill somebody who has injured you in the past.
For cryin' out load! If I did believe in this zodiacal foolishness, now I would be a little dispirited.

Brooklyn Decker refused to share her secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
8201073216 813891497 5009372124 2365102231 3239462872 2534067427 6349611699 6911869783 7501717645 6057828626 2130441967 9730426128 354775448 8567089011 2624892247 724874407 9106153557 2633683058 2407283742 4164946156
My director had lined up my little interview with Brooklyn Decker several weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had better things to do, like collecting toothbrushes or cultivating poison ivy. So, this web page is essentially the recollection of a dream that ensued after a generous dinner of liver pâté and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.