Do you use a pseudonym when you arrange for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to avoid paparazzi and supporters
Sure! We'll do whatever is necessary to excape those nuisances. We often use the pseudonym "Brooklyn Dycker".
Some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing situation with a famous person whose name or gender I'm not allowed to bring out in the open. Have you something to tell us?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with A.R..
I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents happen all the time. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your office may be "accidentally" swarmed by the CIA looking for some felonious things a dude may have "accidentally" left there. Are we on the level?
Now that I look at it better, this is a picture of my pet weasel with a wig...
I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yes! It is unlucky that I have so little time to put down the words. Last month I've read the abridged recap of the book "The Little Prince", and I found it quite passable. So, I've instructed my agent to contact the author - a certain Antoine de Saint-Exupéry - since I need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.
Who are your heroes?
Louis Pasteur, Bridget Jones, and myself.
Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last year I rented an exquisite castle in a secretive valley of Luxembourg. The deal included barbed wire everywhere to protect my privacy and also a group of local extras impersonating excited fans to let me feel at home.
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