An interview with Brooklyn Decker
Brooklyn Decker
Brooklyn Decker born April 12th, 1987 (Aries)
Less known fact: the first time she was behind the wheel of her spider, Brooklyn Decker unexpectedly knocked down a homeless panda, with no consequences for both (pixabay photo)

Do you use a pseudonym when you arrange for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to avoid paparazzi and supporters
Sure! We'll do whatever is necessary to excape those nuisances. We often use the pseudonym "Brooklyn Dycker".

Some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing situation with a famous person whose name or gender I'm not allowed to bring out in the open. Have you something to tell us?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with A.R..

I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents happen all the time. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your office may be "accidentally" swarmed by the CIA looking for some felonious things a dude may have "accidentally" left there. Are we on the level?

Now that I look at it better, this is a picture of my pet weasel with a wig...
I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?

Yes! It is unlucky that I have so little time to put down the words. Last month I've read the abridged recap of the book "The Little Prince", and I found it quite passable. So, I've instructed my agent to contact the author - a certain Antoine de Saint-Exupéry - since I need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.

Who are your heroes?
Louis Pasteur, Bridget Jones, and myself.

Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last year I rented an exquisite castle in a secretive valley of Luxembourg. The deal included barbed wire everywhere to protect my privacy and also a group of local extras impersonating excited fans to let me feel at home.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Brooklyn Decker's private telephone number :
8768758315 514662569 2800570336 5373183817 7746672670 2797123693 3501997451 2560355628 9351207054 8447062758 3928569888 2039597509 8420328741 866253344 547471113 285581272 6045087087 9309532609 768885401 368937158
Vips are over-booked people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Brooklyn Decker peacefully alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained from a computer simulation of Brooklyn.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.