A talk with Brooklyn Decker
Brooklyn Decker
Brooklyn Decker born April 12th, 1987 (Aries)
In her secluded laboratory Brooklyn Decker is frenziedly looking for a cure for tonsillitis in hamsters (pixabay photo)

Can you tell me the square root of 7326671769?
I will not dignify you with an anwser.

When your are not acting, which is your main hobby?
I think that collecting garden gnomes is a noble activity. I prefer to paint them in black and yellow.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine a jackal. A big, fat, placid jackal, well fed and somnolent in the shade of a large tree.

Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
Guess so! It is the story of Barbara, a dental technician from Austin. She is abducted by a secretive organization and she is demanded to write silly "entirelY untrUthful Talks" for some web site, from an obscure underwater cubicle. (If you can't rescue me, tell Jim I never loved him...)

Brooklyn, according to some witnesses, you have been in a particular situation with a superstar whose name I'm not at liberty to release. Do you care to comment?
If you mean B.A., then it was a completely innocuous thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with Y.W...

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, probably some casual photons spontaneously generated an absolutely random picture in which you erroneously pinpointed me. For example, given the right conditions, your dog or your house may "spontaneously" explode. Is it all clear now?

Now that I look at it under a better light, this is actually a photo of my mother-in-law with a wig...

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Brooklyn Decker's private telephone number :
312445479 5342617507 4951773008 3549566693 7991588760 7385317976 9442821116 4019425122 2654695244 2737806441 4615502741 266926262 9941419161 351382076 6772853468 8005631794 603535825 6923556417 418294285 7401895235
My chief had arranged my little interview with Brooklyn Decker weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided I had better things to do, like grooming my pet kangaroo or collecting doorknobs. So, the interview above is mainly based on what Brooklyn Decker would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.