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Bruce Springsteen
Bruce Springsteen born September 23rd, 1949 (Libra)
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Marina, the adored pet goose of Bruce Springsteen, can also serve as a protein appetizer in case of food scarcity following a natural disaster (pixabay photo)

Who are your heroes?
Steven (the imaginary cousin of Pablo Picasso), Homer Simpson, and myself.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have embraced natural products, I can't stand commercial products anymore. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Acrocallis gnoma, an almost extinct bulb native of Chile.

Where do you go when you die?
If you have been good, you go to Switzerland, if you have been boring you go to Calgary.

Can you tell me the square root of 5400424408?
I will not dignify you with an anwser.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Dave Bautista, because I always liked him as Jack Sparrow.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Yoda.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I have to call my agent.

Bruce, are you superstitious?
Aye! I slap 3 times my chin right before a relevant interview.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Bruce Springsteen's home telephone number is listed here :
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My hurried rendezvous with Bruce Springsteen has been patiently lined up many months in advance. The resulting article was stunning, like "Gone with the Wind" rewritten by the Incredible Hulk. Hence, it was awfully unfavorable that my mother in law (maybe on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I dissimulated devastating emotions, I struggled to remember those marvelous words. I want to be clear, I'm not so confident this web page contains a completely truthful account of our exchange, and so I'm beginning to question whether it ever was real...
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