Who are your heroes?
Steven (the imaginary cousin of Pablo Picasso), Homer Simpson, and myself.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have embraced natural products, I can't stand commercial products anymore. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Acrocallis gnoma, an almost extinct bulb native of Chile.
Where do you go when you die?
If you have been good, you go to Switzerland, if you have been boring you go to Calgary.
Can you tell me the square root of 5400424408?
I will not dignify you with an anwser.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Dave Bautista, because I always liked him as Jack Sparrow.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I have to call my agent.
Bruce, are you superstitious?
Aye! I slap 3 times my chin right before a relevant interview.
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