Which is your favorite book?
I've quite a soft spot for "The Help" by Kathryn Steinback.
You mean, by Kathryn Stockett?
I'm not used to be contradicted by irrelevant interviewers, and anyway I think I've heard it both ways.
Do you do your own shopping?
I hardly think so! Actually, I employ a team of Georgia Tech graduates to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a crew of pro buyers spread around the world. For the garbs, I ever pay a gang of stand-in, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
Bruce, where did you go on your last holiday?
Recently I leased an elegant manor on the hidden hills of Botswana. The deal included barbed wire everywhere to ensure my privacy but also a mob of extras acting like shutterbugs.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I really can't use common brands. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Cotondria arcana, an almost extinct bulb native of Markovia.
Bruce, you are always in fine fettle. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: in January I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue corn and my special Smurf stew.
Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Bruce : danger
Bruce : will
Bruce : vengeance
We are going nowhere fast...
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