A talk with Bruno Mars
Bruno Mars
Bruno Mars born October 8th, 1985 (Libra)
To fortify his soul, Bruno Mars often meditates on a bed made of rough sandpaper and fresh nettle (pixabay photo)

Which is your favorite book?
I'm addicted to "The Grapes of Wrath" by John Stainback.

You mean, by John Steinbeck?
Probably you are confusing the book with the movie, but we can agree to disagree.

Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
But of course! The crowd loves me so much. I make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I'm known to cheer prosperous NASA consultants and commonplace sewer inspectors alike. It's nice to know that there are at least 15 streets with my name in four different countries, not counting Dinotopia and Tuvalu.

Which is your next musical experiment?
Next month I'll release a vinyl-only esoteric album of gothic metal covers of Ray Charles greatest hits, sung in Greek, Croatian and Dutch. I hope it will be the masterpiece of my artistic life.

Where do you go when you die?
When you are gonna breath your last, so to speak, you generally also acquire the tendency to hang around.

Do you remember what is the first award you ever won?
At the early age of 6, I won the "Copper Cat Prize" assigned by the municipality of Indianapolis for "unprecedented but redundant singing performance".

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Rocky Balboa.

You know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Bruno Mars' private telephone number :
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To be honest, my director had set up my short exchange with Bruno Mars weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like learning Bulgarian or collecting light bulbs. So, the interview above is mainly the elaboration of a nightmare I had following a dinner based on raw onions and deep-fried eggplants.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.