When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional singer?
Actually, no. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a critters exterminator. But, things don't always go as planned.
What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to figure it when you live in houses made of rainbows pampered by worshiping fans, but there are nations where it is hopeless to find even an almost decent frankfurter.
Bruno, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Sure! Scientific studies have made clear that smoking dried snails may have uncool long-term aftereffects, like loss of partners or painful death. But dread no more! Buy "Bruno's miracle", now with Bryobelia labiata powder. Just $19.99 for 90 capsules. (Disclaimer : Not actually a drug. It
usually may cause loss of eardrums or induce suicide. Cholesterol-free. One capsule provides 100% RDA of cyanide).
Could you improvise a poem for us.
For certain! Here it is
What are you working about?
I'm collaborating to the music score for a sequel of "B*A*P*S", a real jewel whose magnitude has not been fully perceived.
When your are not on tour, which is your favorite pastime?
I think that collecting and trading dummies rests my mind.
Where do you go when you die?
Inside a monument, generally, but if you are incinerated then your ashes can be scattered in a nice place (like a lake) or in Memphis.
Bruno, which is your method for eternal beauty?
As you may have suspected, it is a weekly shower in cement.
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