A talk with Bryan Adams
Bryan Adams
Bryan Adams born November 5th, 1959 (Scorpio)
Owing to a strange accident happened to his uncle, Bryan Adams has developed an irrational phobia for Smurfs and a rational one for clowns (source)

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Certainly! Here it is my instant cure. In case of drunkness mix one part of vermouth, three parts of coffee and some Tabasco sauce. Gargle with the resulting concoction every 20 minutes for at least 3 hours.

Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Cardassia, probably because it has my face in a corner.

What would you like to do right now?
Hit somebody in the groin.

What have you got in your pocket?
Nonsense! A tricky question. Because this transcription is a creation of your mischievous imagination, I'm probably totally undressed, so no pockets at all.

Bryan, is there a deep moral hidden in your "Run to You"?
Yes, that what the mind can conceive, it can achieve.

What's your earliest memory?
Well, I'm the testimonial for a new mineral water called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.

I would like to test that mineral water on unaware human guinea pigs.
If you believe the legalese, it will be legal only in Genovia and Luxembourg.

Which is the worst DVD (or VHS) in your collection?
Urgh! Excluding "Glitter", I fear it is "The Spirit". That was really a hiccup in the career of Samuel L. Jackson!

There is no possibility any of these is Bryan Adams' home telephone number :
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My exchange with Bryan Adams has been patiently planned for months. The resulting article was marvelous, like "All Quiet on the Western Front" rewritten by Superman. So, it was highly deplorable, to put it mildly, that my mother in law (probably on purpose!) destroyed my only copy! After I tried to wake myself up, I made an effort to remember those staggering words. Actually, to be clear, I'm not so certain this web page contains an entirely genuine report of our talk, and so I'm beginning to wonder if it actually took place...
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