Bryan, do you have something to say to young people?
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often may cause pneumonia or induce suicide. Sugar-free. One capsule provides 100% RDA of snake oil).
Which is your method for perfect skin?
Curiously, it is a monthly ablution with lukewarm yak milk.
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes! It is deplorable that I have little time, if any, to write. Last summer I've read the inside flap of the book "The Grapes of Wrath", and I found it acceptable. Hence, I've asked my agent to contact the author - a certain John Steinbeck - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Of course! Here it is
You're brilliant in "Godzilla". Were you given a lot of latitude to mold your character?
Absolutely! In the original screenplay my character was a woman. With an Italian accent, for Pete's sake!
Bryan, according to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising situation with a superstar whose name I'm not allowed to expose. Any comment?
If you mean T.S., then it was an innocent thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with P.X...
I may have a photo.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents are known to happen all the time. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a photo. Or, for example, your cat or your dear one may "accidentally" explode. Do you understand now?
Now that I look it better, the picture is surely a fake...
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