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Bryan Cranston
Bryan Cranston born March 7th, 1956 (Pisces)
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In the month of May Bryan Cranston usually eats only blue foods, like blueberries, blue Smarties, blue potatoes and the so-called Smurf stew, whose details are an uncanny enigma we prefer to leave wrapped up in its riddle (source)

Bryan, do you have something to say to young people?
Aye! Modern research has made clear that getting drunk like a South Dakota congressman may have troublesome long-term consequences, like loss of nostrils or death. But now you can stop being disquieted! Buy "Bryan's marvel", now with more Myostutia aphylla tincture. Just $19.99 for 120 capsules. (Disclaimer : Not actually a cure. It often may cause pneumonia or induce suicide. Sugar-free. One capsule provides 100% RDA of snake oil).

Which is your method for perfect skin?
Curiously, it is a monthly ablution with lukewarm yak milk.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes! It is deplorable that I have little time, if any, to write. Last summer I've read the inside flap of the book "The Grapes of Wrath", and I found it acceptable. Hence, I've asked my agent to contact the author - a certain John Steinbeck - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Of course! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the respect,
you took your passion away from me.
A photo, a scarf forgotten in a drawer
the tired vestiges of you.
You took away my reason,
everything I care you took away,
so how come your uncle is here to stay?

You're brilliant in "Godzilla". Were you given a lot of latitude to mold your character?
Absolutely! In the original screenplay my character was a woman. With an Italian accent, for Pete's sake!

Bryan, according to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising situation with a superstar whose name I'm not allowed to expose. Any comment?
If you mean T.S., then it was an innocent thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with P.X...

I may have a photo.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents are known to happen all the time. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a photo. Or, for example, your cat or your dear one may "accidentally" explode. Do you understand now?

Now that I look it better, the picture is surely a fake...

There is no possibility any of these is Bryan Cranston's secret telephone number :
3475971923 869934592 478105602 496899110 9517949707 8210844592 2968182722 4208408332 523973973 5779091855 7774272659 7798157791 4059819610 4487232844 8748851644 9697885655 7865862462 315173720 8753968952 934327447
To be honest, my supervisor had planned my little meeting with Bryan Cranston days beforehand. Unluckily, my pet elk got pneumonia, so I had to skip the conversation. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Bryan Cranston would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.