What would Bryce Dallas Howard do to solve the problem of criminality and ferocity that is threatening our society?
I've two inspirations for you: "Judge Dredd" and "Brazil".
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every other day or so. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Bryce Dillas Howard", who supposedly is a cardiac technician from Fresno. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much heartbreaking as finding that for Yahoo my name is similar to a shocking vulgarity in Russian.
What do you have in your pockets?
I got a pyramid of banknotes in my pockets. You can look at them in awe, you can ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
Bryce, you seem to be always so radiant and effervescent. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I truly believe that everybody has a dark side. Sometimes, when I bump into another actress, my teeth chatter with fury and my sight fades out. And then, without warning, I sense the need to seal those ogling eyes for good. That is my amiable side... I let you figure out how dark my dark side is.
Who are your heroes?
Anthony (the less-known cousin of Gore Vidal), Morticia Addams, and myself.
Bryce, do you have something to say to young people?
Yes sir! Don't let the color of your skin define who you are as a person. Unless you are blue. In that case you are probably going to kick the bucket, so it's pointless to dispense further words of wisdom.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of need mix two parts of cider, three parts of fruit smoothie and some mayonnaise. Gargle with the resulting potion every 15 minutes for 2 hours.
What do you think about the next Oscar quarreling?
Surely, this has always been an elephant in the room.
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