A conversation with Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds born February 11th, 1936 (Aquarius)
His early breakfast when he wants to travel light (pixabay photo)

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm the testimonial for a new fragrance called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject freely.

I can't wait to try that fragrance.
I'll let you have a free sample.

Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain soon a license for navigating my submarine.

Burt, do you like dogs?
Surely not!

Why you do not like dogs, if I may ask?
First of all, they reek! And one dog bite my cousin in his private parts. This is one of the reasons I decided to become an actor, so I may probably reconsider my opinion about dogs.

Burt, do you have something to say to young people?
Yep! Don't let the color of your skin railroad you out of your dreams. Sun block and sunscreen are sold for a reason.

Burt, is there a deep moral hidden in your "Boogie Nights"?
Guess so! That the customer is always right.

Burt, what is your take of the last Oscar debate?
To be frank, this is an elephant in the room.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Burt Reynolds' secret telephone number is listed here :
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My interview with Burt Reynolds has been lined up several days in advance. The resulting piece was breathtaking, like it was written by the spirit of Emily Dickinson after too much sparkling wine. So, it was untoward that my mother in law (probably on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I dissimulated devastating emotions, I struggled to recollect those mind-boggling words. I want to be honest, I'm not really sure this web page contains a completely truthful report of our rendezvous, and now I'm starting to doubt it actually happened...
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