When your are not on the set, which is your favorite diversion?
I think that collecting and trading old TV antennas is quite relaxing.
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
Common brands are for common people. My toilet paper is obtained from Epitheca naniflora, an elusive green rose that only grows in Bhutan.
I read that you will soon participate to a charity cooking marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about hypermetropia?
Between you and me, I couldn't care less about it.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the tiger appearing in your last movie?
The dickens! How did you find out!? It wasn't my fault, and whatever gossip you heard about it has certainly been overstated by the media.
Burt, what's your vice?
I watch funny videos on YouTube for hours. Surely you are going to chastise me for that, but another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Okey-doke! But just one time. It was a very unsettling experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Martin Luther manifested and conjectured that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Queen Victoria.
Do you have any birthmark?
I have a little pencil shaped birthmark on my left forearm. Probably my mother did unwittingly swallow a pencil while she was expecting me.
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