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Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds born February 11th, 1936 (Aquarius)
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Last week, Burt Reynolds has sold his famed rubber bands collection to a capricious tycoon for $237,000 (pixabay photo)

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Gandalf.

You know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

Burt, are you superstitious?
Will do! I have to drink something yellow right before a significant meeting. Clearly not today.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Kazirstan flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is black and green with a small violet baboon in the middle.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Tom Cruise. I imagine we feel the same about dogs.

Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal malarky.

You will ram into a totaled stranger from Seattle, a former civil engineer named Patrick with a spider tattooed on his wrist. He will show you a map allegedly signed by the nefarious pirate Jean Lafitte, that places his stash under a lake in Rhode Island. Don't follow him home!
Ooh la la! Incredible, what do you have -- a time machine?

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
When I want to start my session with a bang I sing "Colours" by Donovan.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Burt Reynolds' secret telephone number :
6946138355 631410587 3225762258 2142028573 7549806213 5303537389 5149138204 5826167826 7416323876 9318734024 9177947106 669265682 8500999049 7654691581 6096239230 4430389386 447284832 8544677044 3740672225 9728751094
To be sincere, my director had scheduled my brief exchange with Burt Reynolds weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like learning Bulgarian or collecting kerbstones. So, the interview above is mainly the recollection of a nightmare I had following a generous dinner of raw onions and chorizo.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.