If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Gandalf.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.
Burt, are you superstitious?
Will do! I have to drink something yellow right before a significant meeting. Clearly not today.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Kazirstan flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is black and green with a small violet baboon in the middle.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Tom Cruise. I imagine we feel the same about dogs.
Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal malarky.
You will ram into a totaled stranger from Seattle, a former civil engineer named Patrick with a spider tattooed on his wrist. He will show you a map allegedly signed by the nefarious pirate Jean Lafitte, that places his stash under a lake in Rhode Island. Don't follow him home!
Ooh la la! Incredible, what do you have -- a time machine?
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
When I want to start my session with a bang I sing "Colours" by Donovan.
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