A conversation with Caity Lotz
Caity Lotz
Caity Lotz born December 30th, 1986 (Capricorn)
As you may have suspected, Caity Lotz's trick to obtain eternal youth is a soaking into yak milk once a month (source)

I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Aye! It is unfortunate that I have little time, if any, to put down the words, as we creatives use to say. Recently I've read the inside flap of "Jane Eyre", and I found it more or less acceptable. So, I've ordered my agent to call the author - a certain Charlotte Brontë - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.

Caity, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Caity's miracle". During one of my researches in the Borneo jungle, I uncovered a shrub unknown to botanists, now named Echinocapra barbata, which every 10 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of figs and gasoline. You have to be rich enough even to find it disagreeable...

Our society seems exposed to violence and ferocity. What would Caity Lotz do?
Well, in my opinion, giving one million to every citizen would make many issues go away, but most lawmakers are just selfish old punks.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the exciting jingle of two diamonds touching each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more fashionable, for example "the comforting purr of an unworried kitten" or "the first 'mom' of your daughter".

Could you improvise a song for us.
Sure! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the respect,
you took the lust away from me.
A book, a comb forgotten in a drawer
my only memories of you.
You took away my sanity,
everything I care you took away,
so how come your uncle is here to stay?

Do you know any good constipation cure?
For certain! Here it is my fantastic quick fix for constipation. Mix three parts of cider, one part of fruit smoothie and some Worcestershire sauce. Drink the resulting brew every 10 minutes for at least 2 hours.

Which is the most blush-making DVD you personally bought?
Frick! Excluding "Swept Away", which was a gift, I fear it is "Speed 2" or "Larger than Life".

When your are not on the set, which is your main hobby?
I think that collecting and trading old door knobs and door handles is a noble activity.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Caity Lotz's home telephone number :
464692306 4823294900 9753061865 3919495528 2948893030 296513514 687626546 6110700921 7237015669 201500907 9771719165 2203861678 2958204072 4651596633 8317746099 8720815335 7701561958 3331330846 2291070022 4099591859
To be honest, my supervisor had planned my hurried exchange with Caity Lotz days beforehand. Unluckily, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Wild Hogs". So, the interview above is mainly based on what Caity Lotz would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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