I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Aye! It is unfortunate that I have little time, if any, to put down the words, as we creatives use to say. Recently I've read the inside flap of "Jane Eyre", and I found it more or less acceptable. So, I've ordered my agent to call the author - a certain Charlotte Brontë - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.
Caity, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Caity's miracle". During one of my researches in the Borneo jungle, I uncovered a shrub unknown to botanists, now named Echinocapra barbata, which every 10 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of figs and gasoline. You have to be rich enough even to find it disagreeable...
Our society seems exposed to violence and ferocity. What would Caity Lotz do?
Well, in my opinion, giving one million to every citizen would make many issues go away, but most lawmakers are just selfish old punks.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the exciting jingle of two diamonds touching each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more fashionable, for example "the comforting purr of an unworried kitten" or "the first 'mom' of your daughter".
Could you improvise a song for us.
Sure! Here it is
Do you know any good constipation cure?
For certain! Here it is my fantastic quick fix for constipation. Mix three parts of cider, one part of fruit smoothie and some Worcestershire sauce. Drink the resulting brew every 10 minutes for at least 2 hours.
Which is the most blush-making DVD you personally bought?
Frick! Excluding "Swept Away", which was a gift, I fear it is "Speed 2" or "Larger than Life".
When your are not on the set, which is your main hobby?
I think that collecting and trading old door knobs and door handles is a noble activity.
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